What do I do if I have a bad son asking for a friend.
Farting into a desk fan rn
Butt traffic control
I'm back here posting
#on master dong dot webfuck
a shoulder massager that looks like a tomahawk missile
every dem is now chugging wardong
How do people's fucking brains just suddenly go 'war is good to me now'
"Anarcho-Capitalist Jacking Off To a Reddit Post About Haplotypes, detail, 2017"
hot wobbly-ass take:
socialist realism sucks and you all know it, hammer sickles in username or no
work from home?
it's actually slack off n' jack off
please do not read this boss
saving lives one tit at a time
i love how xrandr+dwm just works
i'm posting when I should be sleeping because i'm a BAD BOY
adam curtis docs also function as long music videos
[dog exploding in front of 4th graders]
Built ford tough
don't talk to my wife while I'm eating ribs
someone cast a spell of horniness on me
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