Michelle Obama ✅ @MichelleObama@social.targaryen.house
Activist. Former first lady. Mom. Lover. You can pretend I'm your real mom.
MICHELLE IS BACK BABY
I'm back! Sorry I logged off over the weekend.
When somebody tries to tell me how to be a good FLOTUS
https://social.targaryen.house/media/qkbiq5Gdu3MjDKUoPy8
everybody keeps asking if this is actually Michelle
Where's all the love for BO?
Good morning Mastodon! How are the American People (and everyone else) doing?
This is your former FLOTUS signing off from my first day on Mastodon, and it was fun to meet you all. See you all tomorrow for another day of making the world a better place!
Nobody cares about pepsi anyway. The Obamas are a Coke family.
I wonder when Melania will get on Mastodon.
Nothing brings me as much joy as my two beautiful daughters. They're getting old now!
The thing I miss most about the white house: you're always only steps away from the National Mall!
people of the Federated Timeline, what are your favorite accounts?
Ok guys, very funny.
Master Don, Did You Just Toot?
TFW Malia gives you some attitude https://social.targaryen.house/media/KdAsH6zCBElJ285voK4
Well Mister Clean just liked my toot. Something you can only see on Mastodon.
Correction, everybody else is my #2, except Donald, obviously
the five principles of FLOTUS
1) never stop being FLOTUS
2) always be FLOTUS
3) if you can't, be a former FLOTUS
4) @BarackObama is my #1
5) Everyone else is my #2
We can all do good online, too
@jojo love the hellman's avatar!
