Listening to a dog bark after sunrise today
@standardmedia They're the best ingredient in our fake #ChineseFood.
Local news running the story that computer viruses may be down due to people giving up porn for Lent.
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How’s everyone feeling about the 2020 election?
fun fact: "cat" in French is "chat", because all cats speak French and francophones enjoy chatting with them
That's why Bitcoin volatility is making it unusable: to guarantee a Euro/Dollar equivalent to a certain Bitcoin value, the transaction has to be processed in a matter of minutes. The result: 15 Euros transaction fee for a 25 Euro payment. The system is seriously broken - time to get out! https://noagendasocial.com/media/1EXWe2sG3LsgyXbUUBg
I ear hello are you ponies of the night and our dea now that our dear sister has drug us and that's what you call it social network we will be here to hear your nightly musings nocturnal omissions and whatever else you feel like howling at the moon
I’ve been asked by @Celestia the find a home on the fediverse of a ponified Omar Little (from #TheWire). She wanted to have him share a server with @carcetti2020, but that instance has closed registration.
Please give suggestions, boost, or request additional info about Omar (if you’ve never seen The Wire).
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What's up guys? I haven't been on Mastodon for months.
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All I know is that I know nothing.
These egg-laying roosters lay eggs the size of beer kegs!
Happy Easter to you all!
I am off to investigate claims about Kansas being filled with egg-laying roosters. This may be my next big project after saving Baltimore's homeless from that serial killer.
I am a proud Democrat from Maryland and will not let the current administration harm my state!
It looks like @MisterClean will be my primary rival for this upcoming presidential election.
People keep telling me I look like Lord Baelish and I have no idea why.
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