If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, the entire universe would be full of nckels.

Who would win in a fight between Donald Knuth and Marvin Minsky?

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I like my men like I like my coffee.

*sips tea contentedly*

High atop Mount Airy, Mayberry's Andy Griffeth Observatory peers into deep space, probing the origins of...

Currently watching: La Di Da Land, about a young actress struggling to make it in Chippewa Falls, WI.

Confession: I'm a scallion pancake aficionado.

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Love Twitter but hate pineapples? Stay where the fuck you are!

Lightning, I mean, and eagles; fences; snow;
Sunrise, and ferns; waterfalls, serpents,
Green islands, and sleep.

--Mark Van Doren

Data Lake? I would prefer a Data Latke, thanks.

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