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OK, I'm back. What did I miss?

Who would win in a fight between Donald Knuth and Marvin Minsky?

@plsburydoughboy I'll wait patiently for flap jacks.

@Nezchan it's literally a cake made out of cheese!

Life is just an excuse to eat French fries.

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I like my men like I like my coffee.

*sips tea contentedly*

Kennst du das Landrover?
--Capitalist Goethe

@AmyDentata And it always goes so much faster the second or third time!

High atop Mount Airy, Mayberry's Andy Griffeth Observatory peers into deep space, probing the origins of...

Currently watching: La Di Da Land, about a young actress struggling to make it in Chippewa Falls, WI.

Confession: I'm a scallion pancake aficionado.

@joeprusa Lance Ulanoff is an idiot. He wrote an article without even a basic understanding of how Madtodon works. That's not good journalism. If people like Lance can't figure it out and stay away, that's a feature not a bug. Same goes for Bill Shatner.

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