So when my pet cat died, I was really bummed...
...but nowhere near as much as my pet evil genius was. He sank in to a deep depression and gave up on life. He threw away his lasers. Freed his sharks. Just plain gave up on his dreams. It was just so heartbreaking to watch.
#IBelieveInYouBlofeld
#YouCANDestroyTheWorld
#OhAndStopExplainingYourEvilPlansToTheGoodGuyBeforeYouKillHim
#JustJokingIDontHaveACat
#HasItOccurredToAnyoneElseThatAllTheCatLoversOnTheInternetAreJustVillainsWaitingToHappen?
@orielle Do henchmen just think their boss is eccentric, then one day he walks in with a cat and they think "oooohh no im working for a bad guy I gotta update my resume."
@edd Yeah! Or maybe it's like when someone comes out of the closet...everyone alway knew he was a little different, they just couldn't quite put their finger on it...
A: He's gay, right?
B: Umm, maybe. I just thought he was cultured.
A: Oh.
B: But he could be, I don't know...
A: Well he is European, so maybe it's just that?
B: Yeah, that's probably it.
A: Oh! Wait a minute. He's got a cat.
B: Doh! Totally didn't see that coming.
C: You guys *did* see the sharks, right?!!
@orielle hahaha, yeah, a shark pool is a *major* red flag.
@orielle
*date's going really well*
Him: So, would you like to come back to my lair for coffee?
Her: Did you say "lair?"
Him: Oh! Um, no no, I said fortresss, er, volcan- aaahhhh moonbaaaaass, *mutters stupid stupid*, my compound! Come back to my compound! oh, where did you-
*cab screeches away*
Her: jesus that guy was a villain
Driver: yeah, I hear that a lot when I pick up at the Komodo Dragon Pit and Baccarat Club.
@orielle When I start my own instance, I'll turn that into the domain.
@edd That would be awesome name! ;-)
@orielle NO YOU SHOULD BE M!
"I know what the 'M' stands for"
"if you ever tell anyone I'll have you killed"
"thats' very unprofessional btw, I'm reporting that to HR"
"HUMAN RESOURCES? they're the ones who'll kill you"
"it stands for 'MASTODON'!"
@RebelMoogle @edd @orielle but villains can't be nice. hence why they are villains.
@davidblinux @edd @orielle in response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E (I beg to differ... also I love this song and video)
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux Nicely done! You lured us in with your frankly ridiculous proposition and then BLAM! sucker punched us with an awesome song and video! ;-)
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I love it when a plan comes together. :D
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux Me thinks we've just discovered the real evil mastermind lurking within our ranks! :wink:
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I always wanted to be a super villain. :D
@orielle @davidblinux @edd Maybe I should start my own super villain instance.
@RebelMoogle @edd @davidblinux The more super villain instances the better! I quite like @edds name for his future instance:
The Komodo Dragon Pit and Baccarat Club
@orielle @davidblinux @edd I think for now I'll just bow to our octodon queen and learn. :D
@orielle @RebelMoogle @davidblinux Well that's disappointing, this squatter is asking $30K for baccarat.club
http://startup.nic.club/product/baccarat-club/
On the plus side I can spell "baccarat" now
@RebelMoogle @orielle @edd :D muhahahaha
@RebelMoogle @davidblinux @orielle WHAT! that video was delightful! so many twists!
@edd Yeah, and impossible to ignore...
Mom: So how did your date go?
Me: Well, he's good looking and in great shape.
Mom: That's good honey, he's rich as well, right?
Me: Yeah, he's one of the richest guys in the world. Even has his own space company.
Mom: Wow, so are you going to see him again?
Me: Well...I was going to...but then I saw he had a shark tank.
Mom: Sorry?
Me: A. Shark. Tank.
Mom: He's a super villain, isn't he?
Me: Yep. Why does this keep happening to me?!