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Helena @hxr@social.targaryen.house

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Wow mathstodon.xyz has mathjax support! (well that makes sense

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I can give you eggs if you want. Chocolate easter eggs of course. How do you mean dragon eggs? Nobody touches my dragons. Happy easter you silly. social.targaryen.house/media/Q

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Budgie Smuggler having a wee nap, as one does.

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Also nobody reads books anymore because they take a long time and you can't multitask while doing it and we're inundated with text constantly throughout the day and smdh y'all what is wrong with modern society.

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Clouds are free. They just float around the sky all day and have fun. Everybody needs a friend. It's so important to do something every day that will make you happy. Maybe there's a happy little waterfall happening over here.
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You're meant to have fun in life. We don't make mistakes we just have happy little accidents. Maybe there's a little something happening right here.
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I have planted chives and garlic chives for my kitchen windowsill garden. I immediately forgot which mason jar was which. #gardening #plants

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smoll bunny. 12/10 would pet again

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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

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Q: What do you call a monk who has had a sex change operation?
A: A transsister.
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In retrospect, needing complex cryptography to keep track of my sprawling personas is pretty Philip K. Dick. I do draw parallels between A Scanner Darkly and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep to the trans experience, but that's because I do that for everything.

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I'm feeling that fresh failure of never really mastering French after four years of college. I can understand most of what I see but I can't write back confidently.