Rule of Mastodition #99:
Never be afraid to start over. Sometimes a new setting can make a galaxy of difference.
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Ohayōgozaimasu everyone! Oops, sorry, my universal translator flipping in and out of Japanese there. It's trying to work out what the new lingua franca is. Welcome to Mastodon Japanese users! The Federation (snarl 😒 ) welcomes you. This week all *.jp users get a free cup of Genmaichai, aren't I generous?
Rule of Mastodition #9: Whatever toot pun you just thought of, yes, someone has already posted it.
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Rule of Mastodition #42: If you haven't figured it out yet kid, I'm not going to spoil it for you.
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Rule of Mastodition #67 :It's bots all the way down.
An ancient Ferengi legend says that the First User create bots to could have someone to talk to. Then those bots created other bots to talk to and on and on. Some believe that in the end there is only one real user in the entire Fediverse, with multiple accounts talking to themselves or bots. No one knows who the First User is, suprisingly, it is not @Gargron.
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Rule of Mastodition #4 - Everything that lasts and has value costs somebody something. So pay your host. The great chain of profit will reward you in the end.
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Oh in the name of the great river of profit, unimatrixze.ro isn't even taken. Someone by it quick before I do and waste my life. I don't time for that, but I want to be on it. Also, did you know Amazon is in the process of registering the TLD .zero? Interesting.
It has occurred to me that we don't know where all the #trekkies are hiding.
Where should we meet?
Oh, sorry, it's obvious.
That would make a great instance name by the way.
oh I get it...I mean not really, but kind of. Does this mean at some point I'm going to need to actually watch GoT in order to know how to use this instance? (Raises shields)
I now post from @quark. Same Ferengi wisdom, in a super nerdy Trek instance. Federation...(snarl).
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