Rah'tol Samok 🖖 @ralokt@social.targaryen.house
Childless godfather of dad jokes, chaotic social justice troll shaman, poly, adhd, demiboy. er/he/they/noot noot! Does/♡s python, math, minesweeper, beatboxing
Jetzt find ich "Uranus" schon lustig wenns ein deutsches Wort ist m)
HALLO ICH BINS ICH HEIẞE @ralokt@twitter.com UND ICH BIN SCHON
✋SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALT🤚
Als @ralokt@twitter.com heute Nacht viel zu früh aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte und Twitter öffnete, fand er sich in eine Person mit Halloumicraving verwandelt.
I'm not even mad, hatte welchen auf Lager \o/
I just slept eight hours for two days in a row, and holy shit, is this what feeling alive feels like? :O
[CN ST:DIS spoilers]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6L2Iup7E0g ahahahaha "fan theory video that turns out to be absolutely correct" is my new favorite genre I think
His "wand" 😏
RT @potterbot_@twitter.com Hermione hitched it up, and stuffed it beneath his robes, with his wand.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/potterbot_/status/1014061772326817793
If you put butter and cheese on toast, but you get the first two ingredients from the fridge and don't heat it in any way, is it... A chilled grease sandwich?
*considers to listen to song*
*decides to listen to a DnB mix next*
first song in the mix is DnB version of song
:O
OK vllt sollte ich ins Bett https://twitter.com/ralokt/status/1012112367394738176
Pesto rettet mir grad übrigens alte Pizza die wegmuss ziemlich geil, can recommend!
Ich hab den ganzen Tag aufgeräumt, und finde es jetzt sehr schade, dass ich mich nicht selbst massieren kann.
It's been way too long since I've tweeted an outfitselfie.
I knocked over some things on my desk.
Most of it stayed intact, but this cup couldn't quite handle it.
Ich hab grad meinen Körper mit Kräuterfrischkäse eingerieben.
Aber mein Frühstücksbrot ist mir NICHT auf den Boden gefallen!
srsly tho who needs soccer if you have @EmojiTetra@twitter.com
You know what?
Crying is immensely underrated, and way too negatively connotated.
I mean, obviously, it's best if there's nothing to cry about. But if there is? It's such an awesome outlet.
Embrace letting emotions out. Embrace crying.
Gehts diesen Thread lesen pls! https://twitter.com/OljaAlvir/status/1008623595222896642
Gehts doesem thread lesen pls https://twitter.com/OljaAlvir/status/1008623595222896642
The math student had been discovered in their front yard with a fatal gunshot wound.
When the murderer, the victim's teacher, was found, they confessed that their motive was a piece of homework - the student had calculated df/dx instead of df/dt.
It was a derive-by shooting.
