Sterling Archer 🍸 @sterling_archer@social.targaryen.house
If I stop drinking all at once the cumulative hangover will kill me.
Good morning, Mastodonians! It's Pre-Friday!
Good morning, Mastodonians!
Aquarium heater broke and the temp settled here. Appropriate for this weekend, terrible for the fish. Off to get a new heater.
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Good morning, Mastodonians. Happy Zombie Jesus weekend!
It's Friday, people! Friday!
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Heard David Green interview Dubya on NPR this morning, and the man came across as downright scholarly compared to that traffic cone currently sitting in the oval office.
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Here's how to determine if you dislike St. Anger because it's just a crappy record, or if the ringing snare and overall shitty production is what kills it for you.
These guys (just two guys - one on guitars, bass, and drums, and other on vocals) re-recorded the entire record: the playing is kick ass, close your eyes and it's Hetfield on vox, and the production is MUCH better.
You know you're back in Expensive Land when Lyft costs $12 to go 1.9 miles.
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Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad
Why didn't the guy on the plane just hand them a Pepsi? #unitedairlines
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Why has Toot been replaced by Fire!?
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I haven't seen one of these ads in years. #timelifemusic
Ahhhh, milk and Black Metal Cookies.
Advice of the day: Don't be a Takki-loving furg. #zero
